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Lost my teeth last night
I was in the “Texas Rose” tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a big o’l, butt-ugly heifer came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.” I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?” She said, “I sure do". I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.” My dental surgery is on Monday Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.