They did a study a few weeks ago on a common rumour that dogs after a while start acting like their owners. So the scientist picked an architect's dog, an accountant's dog, and a homosexual's dog. They put the architect's dog in a room gave him ten bones and he built a pyramid. "WOW!" they said. They put the accountant's dog in a room gave him ten bones and he divided them up evenly. "NO WAY!" the scientists yelled. Then they brought the homosexual's dog into the room and put ten bones in front of him. He paused, crushed them up, snorted them, f*cked the other two dogs and called in sick the next morning. Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.
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