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Surprise handjob
A girl was giving me a hand job last night. "You're really good at this," I said, "what's your secret?" "Years of practice," she giggled. "You've done this to loads of guys then? I asked. "No" came the reply, "my name used to be Derek." Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.