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A worried CEO
A CEO has his business going well, but he's a bit worried. He decides to check the competence of his employees. The first person he meets is his assistant: - Oh Miss, I'd like to ask you just a question. How much make 2+2 ? - Yes Sir. Do you want a detailed memo on that? - No, just answer the question. - Well, I think it's 4. Then he goes to the computer tech: - Hi John! Just a question. Can you tell me how much make 2+2 ? John runs Excel, and after five minutes answers: - It is 4.00 E+0, but I'm not sure, the support staff should come tomorrow. Will I ask them to check it? Then he goes to the accountant: - Hello mister, can you tell me how much make 2+2 ? - Well, well, I know I'm late. I'm sorry. I didn't already collect all the data, neither check all the accounts. But I can estimate it now between 3.196... and... let's say... 5.659. But I'll be able to make a much more accurate estimate within two weeks! A bit disappointed, he goes to the sales manager: - [...]