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The maid needs a raise
The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?" Gloria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Gloria: "Jor huzban he say so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Gloria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Gloria: "Jor hozban did" Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???" Gloria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife: ... Really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?" Gloria: "No Señora...... The gardener did." Wife: "So... How much do you want?" Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.