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King’s test
A King is dying. He tells his three sons to go out on a hunt and sell a duck for profit. He who makes the most shall inherit the kingdom. So the Eldest goes out, Kills a duck goes to market, sells it for 2 bucks. Returns to his father and tells him of his deed The middle son goes out, Kills a duck goes to market, sells it for 5 bucks. Returns to his father and tells him of his deed The youngest son goes out, kills a duck, but on the way to the market he is approached by a young lady who asks him, ill give you a fuck for that duck. The boy aggress and at it they go. After they finish the boy feels a bit bad and say's I really need that duck, so how bout I give you a fuck for that duck.. The girl thinks for a second, and aggrees, So off they go again. The boy feeling much better about himself, returns to the trail to start walking when out of no-where a wagon comes flying around the corner, he drops the duck and runs to the side. The wagon rolls right [...]