A chap walked into the council office and to the receptionist , 'I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be member of parliament.' The receptionist replied "certainly sir. Please fill in this form." He was filling in the form OK until he came to the question , 'Are you circumcised?' So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?" She replied: "If you are circumcised you are not eligible " He asked: "what difference would it make if he was circumcised? She replied: "To become a member of parliament , you have to be a complete prick." Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.