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Australian poetry
The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal.They were given a word,then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.The word they were given was "TIMBUKTU" First to recite his poem was the university graduate...He stepped up to the microphone and said; Slowly across the desert sand,trekked a lonely caravan,Men on camels two by two.....Destination - TIMBUKTU. The audience went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that,they thought. The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited; Me and Tim a huntin"went, Met three whores in a pop up tent,They were three and we was two, So I bucked one,and TIMBUKTU........... The aboriginal won......................................... Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.