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Paddy on a diet
Paddy weighs 20st so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat this for two weeks. You should lose 5lbs". When Paddy returns, he shocks the doctor by having lost 4st. "That's amazing" the doctor says... Paddy nodded, "I'll tell ya be Jazus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day". "What, from hunger?" asks the doctor. "No, from all da fuckin' skippin" says Paddy. Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.