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Convict breaks into a house
A convict breaks into a house and ties up the husband and his wife. He jumps on the wife and kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife "satisfy him or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you... just be strong, I love you". The wife replies "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay, horny and looking for Vaseline. I told him "it's in the bathroom. Let's see who's fuckin' strong now"? Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.