Tim's Slasher Tweet Reviews: "Junior" (2003) | Slasher Studios
Poor, poor Tim Schilling. Buying horror movie 8 packs from WalMart, you gotta admire his dedication in watching every single one of them. If that isn’t a true horror fan, I don’t know what is. Well, today we have another horror flick from the 8 pack of death. This one is titled “Junior”, will it break the bad movie curse? Thoughts before the film: I ain’t got nothin to do, so I’ll try to finish this terrible DVD 8 pack. Next up, ‪#Junior Thoughts while watching: 0:02 Already regretting watching this. 0:10 I think I paid more for this DVD than what this film’s budget was. 0:15 I’m starting to feel as if this movie is more about their car than anything else. 0:21 Hehe I saw you cameramen shadows. 0:32 Every single one of these actors has an accent coming from who the hell knows where. 0:34 I think the car is the bad guy in this movie. 0:35 I sit down and do nothing when someone is banging on the top of my car too! 0:39 I’d love to see the script for this movie. “The car shakes as it growls at the bimbo” 0:40 Aw, too bad there’s an actual person doing the killings. I was really hoping it was the car. 0:43 “It’s barbecue time, you fuck!” 0:55 (said the name) 1:15 This guy keeps on calling an old lady a slut… 1:19 This guy is so mean to his son, too bad the acting is terrible cause otherwise I’d actually feel bad. 1:25 I’ll just pretend to be your mom, and then light you on fire (again) when you’re not looking. 1:29 Oh please don’t let there be a sequel. Final Verdict: If ‪#Junior‬ had a better crew behind it, I think it coulda been a decent movie. The story was good, but I don’t think it was carried out well To follow Tim on twitter: To follow Slasher Studios on twitter: