Tim's Slasher Tweet Reviews: "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (1974) | Slasher Studios
Our resident Twitter reviewer Tim Schilling is back with another bloody good slasher review. This time Tim is taking on the immortal “buzzworthy” slasher classic: “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.” Does it still hold a edge 38 years after its original release or is it a classic that has not withstood the test of time? Get out your chainsaws and start hacking as we find out. Thoughts before the film: Gonna watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre… yes? The original #TexasChainsawMassacre! Thoughts while watching: 0:00 Apparently #TheTexasChainsawMassacre is wildly popular cause I’m getting retweeted and favorited like a mofo right now! 0:05 In 2001 Maniacs when Eli Roth’s character throws an armadillo at the car, #TexasChainsawMassacre reference anyone? 0:12 10 minutes in and I think I now know everything I need to know about killing a cow. 0:17 That dude was freaking weird and completely random. What the heck just happened! 0:18 Let’s get sliced open from a random freak and read horoscopes guys. 0:21 The guy who kept on going back to wash their car, way too funny. 0:29 Franklin sounds like Donald Duck. 0:39 I can imagine this movie being terrifying when it first came out. 0:46 Sweet Jesus Leatherface, your screams are freaking me out. 0:50 Sassy Sally. 1:01 Smackin Sassy Sally with a broom. 1:11 Grandpa’ is alive!? Or I don’t even know, what the heck just happened. 1:15 There’s the Psycho reference I’ve been waiting to see all movie. 1:17 Tobe Hooper is a very over dramatic filmmaker, but it works perfectly for this movie. 1:18 Sassy Sally is always jumping through windows like she does it on a daily basis. Overall: I honestly did not know that #TheTexasChainsawMassacre was as scary as it was. From the weird&creepy music to the seriously frightening screams of Leatherface,#TexasChainsawMassacre is one of the scariest films Ive seen. To follow Tim on twitter: To follow Slasher Studios on twitter: