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Quicksilver Movie Review: Kevin Bacon’s Gigli
Quicksilver Movie Review: Imagine an LMFO video where bike messengers with terrible nicknames race against cars between dance offs. Imagine Kevin Bacon playing a failed stockbroker gutter-punking a ten-speed on his way to self-enlightenment. Imagine a world where vague, nonsensical dialogue replaces meaningful human interaction, where cars are for psychos, where one man's dream of…