Thanks But No Thanks, Oprah #DitchTheDiet2016
Shit. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t get so sassy right now. Oprah is practically second in line to advise God so I better use my inside voice before she smites me.Oh my goodness — I hate that I’m about to write this because: OPRAH, and Weight Watchers, and OVER IT, but what. the. fuck?I was sitting here putting some extra bling on my bra for my upcoming burlesque show when I heard THE VOICE.