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15 FUNNIEST PICK-UP LINES EVER! | Quotes Area
15 FUNNIEST PICK-UP LINES EVER! – 1 – WHAT HAS 142 TEETH AND HOLDS BACK THE INCREDIBLE HULK? MY ZIPPER. – 2 – ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY TEN I SEE? – 3 – WHAT'S A NICE GIRL LIKE YOU DOING IN A DIRTY MIND LIKE MINE? – 4 – "POOF!" "WHAT ARE U DOING?" "I'M HERE, WHERE ARE YOUR OTHER TWO WISHES?" – 5 – IF YOU WERE MY HOMEWORK, I'D DO YOU. – 6 – MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE DIARRHEA, I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN. – 7 – HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A RABBIT BETWEEN THE EARS? (PULL OUT YOUR POCKETS) DO YOU WANT TO? – 8 – YOU MUST BE A PARKING TICKET CAUSE YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU. – 9 – EXCUSE ME, I'M LOST. CAN YOU GIVE ME DIRECTIONS TO YOUR HOUSE? – 10 – YOU MUST WORK AT KFC CAUSE THOSE ARE GREAT BREASTS AND LEGS. – 11 – I LOST MY NUMBER, CAN I HAVE YOURS? – 12 – SIT ON MY LAP AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP. – 13 – DID YOU FART? BECAUSE YOU JUST BLEW ME AWAY! – 14 – GIRL, YOU BETTER HAVE A LICENSE, CUZ YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! – 15 – HI,