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Bitch I'm about to blow up. - Looking For The Pot Of Gold
I’m not single…I’m just out to get your man. Then there are the “potential suitors” *shiver* yes the ones that keep you on your phone, with nothing sensible but what the hell anything to stop singing along to “all the single ladies” curse you Beyonce, there’s nothing glamorous about this. So back to these suitors we put up with just to change our facebook status…oh no thats just me. Now this one in particular happened to have my undivided attention (that’s my way of saying I had the t.v on full volume booming Grey’s anatomy) sigh where’s my cross between Mcsteamy and Mcdreamy….forgive me, it seems my ADD is getting in the way of typing the point of this post. So there I am drowning in these IMs and he asks “what r u doing?” Personally, I hate that question because we rarely tell the truth about what (or who) we’re doing….yes that applies to you on the toilet taking a dump while reading my oh so amazing words….”SHAME ON YOU!!!!” Back to the dreaded conversation…so I reply “I’m listening to J.cole” now this suitor, lets call him “I-hope-you-get-amnesia-and-forget-I-exist” usually replies as fast as superman saves Lois Lane…now 5 minutes go by, …