"You'll never be ready, so get ready!" and other unsolicited parenting advice — Jewish Penicillin
We're probably no more than 26 days out from having a child and it's amazing how much I vacillate between counting down the days to thinking I'm going to die. I've never been that great with roommates, and now we're about to get one that might try to bite my boob off, throw most of my glass/other tr