Last Night I Had the Strangest DreamHenry James Korn | Henry James Korn
Senator Bernie Sanders came out for Abolishing the National Football League; Jailing its investors for piracy of public funds; and Nationalizing all publicly funded football stadiums. The Democratic Presidential candidate's comprehensive corporate sports policy statement was accompanied by a proposal to replace blood thirsty gridiron slug-fests with hugely entertaining, safe, and friendly all-weather international home run derbies.