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We're that big, annoying family who only comes to your restaurant on $1 taco nights
We'll order 14 tacos, eat at least 8 baskets of free chips and drink at least 7 glasses of free water. But don't worry. We'll leave a good tip. Right next to our good and empty margarita glasses. [Sidebar: This post is filed under "Catholicism." Because obviously.]