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Everyone fucking hates Santa! | ChrisMaverick dotcom
So, I was talking to my mom about how my niece was terrified of Santa when she was two and at the same time I was also listening to the most recent episode of VoxPopcast(cheap plug, go subscribe to my podcast) where Jessie Sage mentioned that she was afraid of Santa as a kid and Natalie R. Sheppard said "everyone should be" and I got to thinking about the concept of Santa Claus. And I realized ... no one actually likes Santa... Everyone fucking hates Santa. Santa fucking sucks... So think about it... When you're a baby, you're terrified of Santa for at least the couple years because he's a stranger and he's funny looking. Then you have maybe five or six good years where he rocks. Magical fat guy that brings you toys and all you have to give him in return is a couple cookies and maybe a glass of milk, that your parents actually pay for. It's a pretty good deal. Then you realize he's not really and you have to put up with four to five years of just being fucking over it but dealing with