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Telemarketer Theater: Emotional Pain | ChrisMaverick dotcom
People often ask me how come I don't post telemarketer theater plays that much anymore. It's not that I don't want to. I haven't gotten bored with doing them or anything like that. The problem is that I just haven't gotten any in a long time. At least not from a live person that I could troll. It used to be that my landline (that's right, I have a landline) got pretty much exclusively those calls, but that hasn't been happening as much. And the calls I usually get to my cell phone are generally automated robocall phishing scams that come from suspicious phone numbers (spoofed to look like mine but one or two digits off) offering me reduced credit card rates. It's not that I wouldn't love to fuck with those people. It's just that there's never a person there... and there's no real way to converse with the recording. So I still answer the calls, but I figured Telemarketer Theater was dead... Not so! If you've been missing it... well, you're in luck! INT. PITTSBURGH HOME - NIGHT [Mav is