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Dear Performatively Evangelical Internet, Please kindly... fuck off. Seriously. -Love, Mav Ok, now that that's out the way... I'm guessing most people don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Ok. So earlier today the memorial service for Aretha Franklin, undisputed Queen of Soul, was held. This was a big enough deal that CNN cut away from coverage of John McCain's ongoing memorials. Why? Because queens outrank senators. That's why. Among the other guests, someone decided to book Ariana Grande because she recently covered "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman," one of Aretha's biggest hits, on the Jimmy Fallon show as a tribute. She rocked it, so someone immediately decided to book her for Aretha's funeral. Where she rocked it again. Take a look. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get standing ovation at a fucking funeral? You don't? You know what? Neither does Ariana Grande... because that shit just happens for her. She's that good.