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The SMEAT smell of success. | Clayton Hove's Ad to the Bone
The holy grail of fictitious Hollywood food products is now in my possession. SMEAT! Life is good. And rather high in sodium. ____________________ SMEAT still needs a good tagline, though. One that can crush “Break The Monotony” for Hormel’s SPAM. Have a SMEAT. Tastes like feet. SMEAT. You can’t beat the SMEAT! It’s so SMEATy! …