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Pray for product. | Clayton Hove's Ad to the Bone
High Priestess: Oh Mighty Tefnut, Egyptian Goddess of Moisture, we beseech thee to douse our arid and sorrowful pores with your blessings. All: Protect us from Xeroderma, that evil bitch. Make our skin lustrous, smooth, soft and rich. High Priestess: And if it’s not too much trouble, Larry’s been acting like a real jerk to …