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“Hey, baby, what’s your sign?” | Clayton Hove's Ad to the Bone
Popular answers: “Do not enter.” “Dead end.” “Stop.” Sadly rare answer: “Slow children playing.” Back when I was a kid, certain stores would sell horoscopes up by their cash registers.* Each astrological sign’s monthly readings rolled up into a tight little scroll. Thanks to my church, I knew never to buy one lest I BURN …