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Danimals — The Tenth Circle of Advertising Hell | Clayton Hove's Ad to the Bone
Actual transcript from a Danimals commercial: Girl: “What’s with the cool music?” Boy: “We’ve been squeezefaced!” Girl: “Squeezefaced?” Boy: “From the deliciousness of Danimals Squeezables! Wanna get your squeeze on?” Girl: “Bring it on!” Boy: “Whoa! Cool!” Girl: “It’s so good!” Boy: “This is awesome!” Boy: “Double squeezeface!” Girl: “Look!” Boy: “Whoa!” Girl: “Wanna try …