Florida deputy taunts a slow tortoise in hilarious video
DUNNELLON, Fla. -- The tortoise walking down the middle of a Florida road was racking up numerous traffic infractions. "Come on, grandpa, I've got places to be," Marion County Sheriff's Deputy Bryan Bowman says on his video of the tortoise takedown Sunday. He explains that the tortoise is "literally going 1 mile per hour" in a 30 mph zone.