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New York Farm Developing Giant Marshmallows
WHALLONSBURG, NY - A local part-time farmer has developed a strain of marshmallows said to be the largest known to man. “One of these big boys could make S’Mores for an entire troop of scouts,” said the farmer. Local rumor has it that anabolic steroids were used as an aid to germination. A DEA agent