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Finally! Police make public shaming on social media the only way to report a crime. | The Vurp
In a flurry of common sense, global police forces announced today that the only legitimate way to report a crime is by public shaming on social media. "We've found crimes are often solved by public mobs" stated David Foibles, Chief of Police "why go through the trouble of a jury of 8 peers when justice can be brought