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Grand Theft Prophylactic: RI Man Steals $338 Worth Of Condoms - The Newport Blast
Pawtucket police are on the lookout for a man who stole $338 worth of rubbers. We have questions for the condom thief. Shoplifting condoms is one of those crimes that there’s really no good defense for. There’s no “Don’t Judge Me” defense when it comes to stealing prophylactics. At best, an offender may explain that …