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If You're Going To Steal From Whole Foods, Make Sure You Get The Good Stuff - The Newport Blast
Given the store’s nickname is “Whole Paycheck”, shoplifters need to go big or go home. Aquidneck Island doesn’t have a Whole Foods, which is probably a little surprising for people arriving from wealthy towns and cities throughout the Northeast and the rest of the country. The closest translation for “Whole Foods” for Islanders is probably …