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If You're A Basic Bitch, This Could Be...Like LITERALLY...Worse Than The Holocaust - The Newport Blast
Bad news about your favorite bubbly. Prosecco is the new girls’ best friend, especially for ladies not quite pretty enough to get rich guys to buy them champagne. Unfortunately, the party could be coming to an end as the Italian stocks are running low and a shortage could be on the horizon. “Last year’s harvest was …