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There's No Such Ride Called "The Lazy River" - SchlitterBlog
I spent a summer at Schlitterbahn New Braunfels as an operations manager and next to, “what time is it?’ the second most frequently asked question was, “where’s the lazy river?” We don’t have a ride called “the lazy river,” but throughout the years park goers have coined the term to name their favorite tube ride. …