Germaphobes Get Pretentious Awareness Wristbands
Skip the Shake is selling its wristband in order to get people to stop spreading germs by shaking hands. The bracelet reads, "Skip the Shake, Fight the Flu." While the company does have a point about spreading germs, wearing a rubber band to show that you care enough not to shake hands sounds ridiculous...like something ridiculous enough for Larry David to do in Curb Your Enthusiasm.