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Dear Repair Technician / To Marry
Dear repair technician, My husband is not operating properly. When he drives, he doesn’t speak, or if he does, he says, that’s a Tesla. In bed when I want my feet rubbed, his hands will drift up to my breasts. If he slices strawberries for cereal, the stems remain in the kitchen sink. Also he watches too much television. He