Don't Lie to Me, I'm Your Mother!
Here's an excerpt from a few days ago:"Ari, did you spill chocolate milk on the table?""No, Egreck did it.""I find that hard to believe, Egreck doesn't have opposable thumbs, he's a cat.""Well he did.""It's okay if you did it, just tell me. I won't be mad.""I didn't!"Here's