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The Turf Bought Out by Herd and Horns - The Spectrum
Disclaimer: This is totally, 100 percent fake news. It is satire written for our annual April Fool’s edition, The Rectum. It is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. A campus favorite drinking hole, The Turf, has been bought out by local competitor Herd and Horns. Former Turf owner Pete Sabo said he...