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The Novelty of Novelty | Maven Games
Biting the bottom of life. At the start of a new year we tend to think about the future and decide what new things we would like to bring into our lives. In the spirit of this I have recently engaged in an activity that I had never partaken of before – that of removing an enraged kitten from my backside. While the experience did have a degree of originality and the je ne sais quoi of the truly unexpected, I nevertheless have to say that it was a somewhat one-dimensional piece of work, with little variation of theme and less nuance than I had hoped for. Overall I’m afraid that the result was both painful and more protracted than it needed to be, and merits at most four out of ten. Regular readers might assume that I had brought this attack upon myself, perhaps through inappropriate use of twerking or by inviting the kitten in question to play a game of Points Salad. I can however honestly say that it was completely unprovoked – I was simply looking out of the window when a small object crashed into me and dug itself in place with four sets of rather...