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The new adventures of potty-training a child who's almost in kindergarten - The Joy of Cooking (for Little Assholes)
I am so screwed. I have a training-resistant kid who does not give a flying fuck if she wears diapers for the rest of her goddamn life. And she starts kindergarten in exactly 3 months. I should be clear that this isn’t standard kindergarten that everyone starts when they’re 5. This is called Junior Kindergarten, …