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13 Insignificant Sounds Guaranteed to Keep Your Baby From Falling Asleep  - The Joy of Cooking (for Little Assholes)
If your child is anything like mine, he can sleep through the apocalypse, once he’s deep in sleep. However, falling asleep requires a special kind of silent juju that I still haven’t got straight, after 2 kids. Here, in no particular order, are the things that will send baby C from dozing peacefully to to babbling …