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What to do when someone tells you to "Enjoy every moment" - The Joy of Cooking (for Little Assholes)
I have a beef. I know. Shocking, right? My issue is with the folks who see me walking around with baby C, or the Threenager or, even worse, BOTH of them, and they smile knowingly and say to me, “Enjoy every moment. It will be over before you know it!” Jesus fucking Christ. I have …