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Lazy Mom, vol. 1 - The Joy of Cooking (for Little Assholes)
CONFESSION TIME. Okay, here goes: in a world where everyone talks about baby milestones, there’s one I REALLY don’t want baby C to hit right now. Crawling. Does that make me the asshole? Hah. Probably. I mean, I want him to crawl in theory, but fuck, do you know how much neater this house is …