Yet Again, I Show Strangers My Ass - Let Me Start By Saying
A bunch of people saw my ass yesterday. You’d think I’d be used to this by now. But(t), usually when people see my ass I know it is about to happen. Yesterday morning, I heard a rip. I saw a little hole in the crotch of my linen pants. Meh, it’s not like I do split-leaps [...]