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Fiction, Lance and I... - Lance and I hold up a bank with guns that shoot guinea-pigs - Kittysneezes
“Nobody move!” I yell, holding the gun that shoots guinea-pigs up, stock to my shoulder. I can hear a faint squeaking from the breech. “Please lie on the floor!” Lance screams. He is angry about my choice of words. “Your continued safety relies on adopting a supine position!” The lunchtime bank patrons stare at us, slack-jawed. They didn’t …