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I have to share a story — a year in the making, but I just found a photo and needed to get this out there. Let me begin by telling you, humbly, that I am fantastic at finding weird shit on the internet. Like, unnaturally good at it. On an old business card, I had my actual real-life job title, and beneath it, listed: First-Rate Internetter. And I still consider it true. If there was actually a job you could get just browsing the web for oddities, I would be the best at it. (Hi, Buzzfeed!) Also, I’m a sucker for a story. A BIG OL’ SUCKER. Also also, I have a Bachelor’s degree in History and am obsessed with all things historical. Okay. I think that about gets you through the important stuff. Now. Onto the tale. If you follow me on Instagram, you’ll know that I put together some Newt Scamander cosplay for this year’s C2E2. It turned out great. If you’ve forgotten (or don’t know) who that is, here’s a picture: He’s the main character from Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them, a Harry Potter spinoff/prequel. In preparation, I spent the better part of …