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Halloween Jokes | | i love WEREWOLVES
If you don't care so much for the scary halloween scares, how about a halloween laugh?! Here are 15 halloween jokes! Enjoy! :-D Q. What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap music! Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat? A: When you're a mouse! Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't do anything? A: Lazy Bones! Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? A: A cereal killer! Q.Why don't skeletons go to parties? A: Because they have no "body" to go with! Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair? A: Sham-boo! Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A: Squash! Q: What do you call a monster who is famous? A: A mon-star! Q: What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake? A: A boo-boo! Q: What's a haunted chicken? A: A poultry-geist Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A: "Do you believe in people?" Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A: A sand witch! Q: What instrument do skeletons play? A: Trom-BONE! Q: Why do witches fly around on