Christmas Jokes – Part 2! | | i love WEREWOLVES
Need a good joke to tell to break the tension on Christmas day when all the family is together? Here are 10 Christmas jokes that should at least get a smile! Q: What is a vampire's favorite Christmas song? A: I'm Dreaming of a Bite Christmas! Q: Who delivers a werewolf's Christmas presents? A: Santa Claws! Q: What do you call vampires who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic! Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire,what would they name their child? A: Frostbite!! Q: What do you call a werewolf sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve? A: Sandy Claws! Q: Why don't aliens celebrate Christmas? A: Because they don't want to give away their presence. Q: Why doesn't the mummy like Christmas? A: He's afraid he'll relax and unwind! Q. What did the cow say to the vampire on Christmas morning? A. Mooooey Christmas! Q: Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party? A: It was a scream! Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? A: He was picking his nose! More Christmas Jokes here!
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