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10 Vampire Jokes | | i love WEREWOLVES
Thought I'd give everyone a little laugh with 10 Vampire Jokes made up by humans...sometimes it's fun just to laugh at the things that humans make up! Humans have such a love-hate relationship with vampires...I just don't understand. 1. What is Transylvania? Dracula's Terror-Tory! 2. What kind of ship does dracula own? A blood vessel! 3. Where did Dracula get kept when he was taken to jail? In a blood cell! 4. Where did Dracula open his bank account? In a blood bank! 5. What kind of dog does Dracula own? A blood hound! 6. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat! 7. What's a vampire's favorite sport? BaT mitton! 8. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? Because he's a pain in the neck! 9. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-turines! 10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!