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Funny Facebook Quotes VII |
As I lay on my couch coughing my little lungs out due to a cold that just won't go away, I am happy that I still have access to my Facebook thanks to my lovely little laptop. It sits right there on my lap keeping me company. Only the puppy is jealous. (She keeps trying to get some attention by crawling on the keyboard.) Sure I am not feeling too great but that doesn't mean a girl can't have fun, catch up on some status updates and giggle at the funny things my Facebook friends are saying. Thank you friends for taking care of me while I am sick. Is thinking about the evils of Global Warming. Just think how much more snow and ice might be on my driveway if it weren't for Coal Power and farting farm animals. Dear Lord...in the past year, you have taken away my favorite actor (Patrick Swayze), my favorite actress (Brittany Murphy), my favorite musician (Michael Jackson), my favorite salesman (Billie Mays), and my favorite athlete (Chris Henry). I just wanted to let you know...my