In Scathing, Jesus-Like Letter, Trump Slams Christian Newspaper that Attacked Him - Enough Already
As you know, when you read the Bible every night like I do, that those were very, very trying times, folks. It wasn't easy being Jesus. He'd walk around and give terrific speeches all over the place like I do. Oh sure, he didn't draw the crowds I did, but people loved him and prayed for him anyway.
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